"My heart is hardened. It's like one of those shellacked hearts at the Bodies Exhibit...except of course that it isn't from a Chinese vagrant. Hey — are you familiar with a type of glue called Liquid Nails? That's what my heart is like! Very very hard."

Goldenfiddle scanned Madonna's 1985 Playboy spread. More interesting (to me) than this photo documentation of an era with far less stringent pube-maintenance is that the best cover line they could come up with was "Unlike a Virgin...For the Very First Time." Yeeeikes.