Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Charlene's My New Hero

My old hero Spitzer (circa his ass-kicking days as AG) has fallen for good. I'm sad! As a fellow self-righteous prick, I had no problem with his sanctimony when I believed that he was clean as a whistle. Also, up is down and down is up because I'm liking Gawker's coverage of the whole scandal. This especially. Among the many "how could you be such a fucking idiot?" issues surrounding the mess, my least favorite is the fact that this is the best thing to ever happen to his enemy/piece of shizz Joe Bruno. Update: Newsweek rightly asks, "What Is It With the Wives?"

Eliot, you're out. Charlene's in. Buckle up cuz it's about to get mad ovarian in here. If you need me I'll be in the corner looking deep, deep inside myself.

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