Wednesday, December 5, 2007

THIS is what color my parachute is.

Dear Sirs,
I would like to express my interest in the position of abandoned baby hedgehog cast-wrapper. Until today I thought my #1 pipe-dream job was 'baby masseuse', but I was wrong, as wrong as Mother Nature is for slapping the caterpillars out of these spiky widdle babies' tiny hungry mouths.

I have so much love/brightly colored gauze to give,
Ghostproof Blanket

R.I.P. Pimp C
Update: Outkast kinda owns this song but Pimp C and Bun B are up for a Grammy now:
UGK feat. Outkast - International Player's Anthem
Jay Z feat. UGK - Big Pimpin
36 Mafia and UGK - Sippin' On Syrup

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