This week in future TV Carnage clips

1. His character's name IS Franco. Meta! So many layers to this onion.
2. The portraits. How much for the pink one on the left? Haha, just kidding. I never thought I'd say this but I'm starting to agree with Videogum on this overexposure thing. My love flame for Daniel Desario grows ever dimmer.
3. Odd pacing and general surreality aside, I'm pretty sure this scene is making fun of Steve Burton's Playgirl shoot from 1995 and speculation on whether he's had Botox. Don't ask me how I know this. I definitely haven't watched GH infrequently since the 7th grade SONNY AND BRENDA FOREVER —what? Who said that?? Look, I don't have anything to prove to you people.