Things I Wish I Liked, but I Don't.

1. Tea
2. Lentils
3. Architecture
4. Bob Dylan
5. Red wine (gives me a face-rash and headache)
6. The idea of giving birth
7. The idea of being a mother
8. Foot massages

The 12 Step Aerobics

Me: The trainer I stopped going to at the gym is teaching a different class now. It's called "Rock Bottoms." heh heh.

Coworker Amanda:

Heh

All glutes, all the time

(I'm assuming)

Me: Yeah it's probably not an AA meeting

Coworker Amanda: It's a combo ass class/AA meeting

Me: The perfect storm

Coworker Amanda: weeping about drinking and exercise

Me: Just gritty stories and LOTS of squats

Coworker Amanda: Feel the burn (in your liver)

When your weiner is too flashy, haters gonna hate.

[I used to love the guy, I voted for him in the ‘05 mayoral primary, I’ve been long past his last name etc. But I mean, come on.]